"Do you know what the most phonetically pleasing word of the English language is?"
"No. Why would I know that?"
"Are you suggesting that when I whisper sweet nothings to future lover, I integrate syphilis into the repetoire?"
"What do you mean?'
(in a hushed psuedo-seductive tone) "Oh honey, syphilis...syphilis...syphilis."
"There is a reason you are single."