speaking of stds... right before dinner on Christmas Day, a conversation between two sisters

"Do you know what the most phonetically pleasing word of the English language is?"

"No. Why would I know that?"

"It's syphilis."

"Are you suggesting that when I whisper sweet nothings to future lover, I integrate syphilis into the repetoire?"

"What do you mean?'

(in a hushed psuedo-seductive tone) "Oh honey, syphilis...syphilis...syphilis."

"There is a reason you are single."

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