In a conversation about what I want to be when I grow up, my sister says to me, "Basically, WWJD? He would say, 'Lighen up, sweetchild, have a glass of water I have just turned to wine, and let me lead you. For I know the path I have chosen for you...or something like that.'"
I think she's on to something. I'm going to go fill up my water bottle, now.