penn jillette on turning into the skid

CNN attempts to be like the NYTs and features a funny commentary by Penn Jillette about government bailouts.

Note: Reading this article does not give you the information you need to really eat fire, fire walk or even turn into a skid. Do not try any of it. You really need a trained professional to teach you, and most important you need to sign something that says Penn Jillette and CNN are not in any way responsible for your inevitable injuries.