Fun Thing Seventeen: How to Become a Brazillian Housewife

Step One: Hold an adorable baby.  It's better if it is someone else's so that you can keep your beach body.

Step Two: Crush ice.  Display your fierce resourcefulness by using whatever means is available to you.

Step Three: Muddle limes and sugar. Add ice.  Add cachaça with pride and dignity for your national drink.

Step Four: Sip your caipirinha with a smile. Everyone loves a smile.

Step Five: Abandon the mess in the kitchen for a better time elsewhere. Surely that is someone else's job.

Thanks to Megan for photos 3-5.

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